precious cargo movie review
Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Bruce Willis star in a cheap-and-cheerless action thriller that contrives to. After a botched heist Eddie a murderous crime boss hunts down the seductive thief Karen who failed him.
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Max Adams displays a modicum of flair and knows how to keep the action moving ahead of the gun play.
. Based on his short Max Adams debut. Skilled thief Jack on the verge of leaving. Directed by Max Adams.
I like him in the Sixth Sense and Looper. And heavily negative reviews. The final scenes of Precious Cargo include a character quoting the immortal final line from Casablanca and a close-up shot of a pile of dog excrement.
When Jacks ex-girlfriend Karen comes back into town pregnant he desperately wants to spend a quiet evening with her discussing their relationship and the baby. Precious Cargo is a worthless movie. Directed by Max Adams.
Jenna Kelly is a female sniper who keeps the bad guys from putting bullets into our rugged protagonist. Starring Bruce Willis Mark-Paul Gosselaar Claire Forlani Jenna B. Precious Cargo Customer reviews.
Even his Die Hard movies way. Please try again later. As manipulative as she is beautiful nothing is what it seems when it comes to Karen.
On Metacritic the film has a weighted average score of 27 out of 100 based on reviews from 4 critics. But Precious Cargo isnt actually as objectionable as your average petrol-station-bargain-bin thriller thanks to. Precious Cargo is a 2016 Canadian action film directed by Max Adams and written by Adams and Paul V.
With Bruce Willis Mark-Paul Gosselaar Claire Forlani Jenna B. After a botched heist Eddie a murderous crime boss hunts down the seductive thief Karen who failed him. Jack and Jenna are in bed together kissing with Jenna in lingerie.
Its still pretty rubbish though. Set on the gulf coast of Mississippi it is an American crime thriller mashed into a romantic comedy. 39 out of 5.
Precious Cargo couldve pitched itself as a tongue-in-cheek throwback to the more outlandish crime cinema of the eighties and nineties having its cake and laughing at it. In order to win back Eddies trust Karen recruits her ex-lover and premier thief Jack to steal a cargo of rare precious gems. The latest example is Precious Cargo a Mark-Paul Gosselaar Saved by the Bell action movie vehicle yes youre reading that phrase correctly in which Willis makes a.
Precious Cargo isnt actually as objectionable as your average petrol-station-bargain-bin thriller thanks to one or two half-decent lines a plot that vaguely makes sense and an unexpected dearth of outright misogyny. Goodman had been working in the industry since 1988. Kelly and Daniel Bernhardt.
For those of you who came away. Karen then walks in on them. A straight-to-video nightmare is all thats on offer here.
No offense just because Bruce Willis makes movies every year doesnt mean there all good. A crime boss tries to make. Bullets fly curses are hurled Willis threatens some chumps.
We were unable to submit your evaluation. The movie was filmed in Gulfport MS at the Island View Casino and the Port of Gulfport in 2015. There is no nudity in the film and this is the sexually oriented scene in the entire film.
More at a home in a Runcorn video shop circa 1994 than on a big screen in 2016 Precious Cargo is a compendium of DTV action tropes masquerading as a movie. Precious Cargo 2016. His sidekicks include a drunk a badass female sharp-shooter and a browbeaten ex-con who would rather die in a hail of bullets than spend another minute with his wife.
5 star 55. With an average rating of 2610. 39 out of 5 stars.
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Even Rotten tomatoes gave 0. Directed by Max Adams. Writer-director Max Adams creation.
Without giving too much away let me just say one of them does a far better job of summing up the film than the other. Precious Cargo is the first episode credited to writer David Goodman. Precious Cargo refers to the valuable jewels that our hero and heroine are after and that villainous Bruce wants.
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